Willis & Angie

“A Pocket!”

[Salesman] Hello ladies and gentleman, I have something amazing for you today. Its the latest in fashion and wearable technology.
[Male Model] walks out and struts around in a nice-looking formal jacket
[Salesman] Just look at that thing of beauty. Why if he had 8 roses and looked in a mirror, he’d see 9 things of beauty. But beauty is only skin deep, this masterpiece of fashion goes much deeper, cause look at what its got? A POCKET!!!! (said stupidly loud and obnoxious)
[Salesman] [loudly] WHAT DOES IT HAVE?
[Audience] A POCKET!!!!
[Salesman] A POCKET!!!! (said stupidly loud and obnoxious)
[Male Model] excitedly puts hand in the pocket and shows that it has a pocket

**** PICK A FEW OF THESE OR MAKE YOUR OWN UP - USUSALLY FROM THE NORMAL TO MORE RIDICULOUS AS THE SKIT GOES ON ****

• THE WIDE BRIM HAT

[Salesman] But what if its raining?
[Male Model] Pretends it’s raining and he’s getting wet
[Salesman] Never fear, cause this our scientists have thought of everything, for its also a wide-brim hat!
[Male Model] attempts to turn the jacket into a hat, and is instantly relieved from the rain
[Salesman] Now just look at that. Both practical and fashionable. Why you’ll stay drier than a popcorn fart! But lets not forget, what does it have?
[Everyone] A POCKET!!!!
[Salesman] A POCKET!!!! (said stupidly loud and obnoxious)
[Male Model] excitedly puts hand in the pocket and shows that it has a pocket

• THE SCARF

[Salesman] Maybe its not raining? Maybe its snowing? Its a beautiful winter wonderland, but alas! You forgot to wear something around your neck! Well this can also be… a scarf!
[Male Model] attempts to turn the jacket into a scarf, and is instantly relieved from the winter shivers
{Salesman] Just look at that, warm AND fashionable. But don’t be fooled ladies and gentlemen, for this scarf has something very important - what does it have?
[Everyone] A POCKET!!!!
[Salesman] A POCKET!!!! (said stupidly loud and obnoxious)
[Male Model] excitedly puts hand in the pocket and shows that it has a pocket

• THE APRON

[Salesman] But it doesn’t stop there. This versatile piece of clothing technology is ready for ANY situation. It’s 5pm, you’re hungry. What could be better than an impromptu BBQ? And what does a BBQ require? Why an apron of course.
[Male Model] attempts to turn the jacket into an apron and flip hamburgers
[Salesman] This is the latest in BBQ technology, its got everything! When you look this good, people will call you James Bond with your License to Grill! Plus youll stay clean whle the hamburgers spitter and spatter. But this apron is special, because it also has????
[Everyone] A POCKET!!!!
[Salesman] A POCKET!!!! (said stupidly loud and obnoxious)
[Male Model] excitedly puts hand in the pocket and shows that it has a pocket

• A COVID MASK

• THE FOOTBALL

[Salesman] Gentlemen, we’ve thought about you as well. When you’re hanging with your pals, and need something to pass the time, this product has just what you’re looking for, because it’s also… a football!
[Male Model] attempts to turn the jacket into a football and pose like a football player
[Salesman] You can pass, receive, hike, kick, and score big with this football. And in your hour of need, this football has what?
[Everyone] A POCKET!!!!
[Salesman] A POCKET!!!! (said stupidly loud and obnoxious)
[Male Model] excitedly puts hand in the pocket and shows that it has a pocket

• THE BRA

[Salesman] Oh but there is more… so much more, to this wearable jack of all trades. We have thought of everything folks, literally everything. Sometimes when we are running or jumping, we need to… um… tighten things up a little, and keep them in place - which is why this is ALSO A BRASSIERE!!!!
[Male Model] attempts to turn the jacket into an bra and strut around
[Salesman] and not just for ladies, but men too! Isn’t that right Mr…… (someone who can take a joke). This will keep everything in place and keep other’s eyes WHERE THEY BELONG
[Male Model] sternly points to his eyes as if to say “up here”
[Salesman] oh but this super supporter has something no other boulder holder has… and what is that?
[Everyone] A POCKET!!!!
[Salesman] A POCKET!!!! (said stupidly loud and obnoxious)
[Male Model] excitedly puts hand in the pocket and shows that it has a pocket

• THE DIAPER (DO THIS LAST)

[Salesman] And last, but certainly not least (said slowly so the audience knows this is the end)
I see many of you families have young children here. If there anything worse than realizing your child needs a change and you check your bag only to find nothing there? Well fear not! For this prestigious piece of fashion… IS ALSO A DIAPER!
Male Model] attempts to turn the jacket into an diaper and suck his thumb like a baby
[Salesman] There are only 2 reasons to wear a diaper, #1 and #2 - and this diaper does both very well. This diaper has it all! It’s the latest in poop catching technology. And with our partnership with NEW BLUE CHEER, you can easily wash it when its dirty! But this diaper has a secret, something no other diaper has ever had, and what is that????
[Everyone] A POCKET!!!!
[Salesman] A POCKET!!!! (said stupidly loud and obnoxious)
[Male Model] excitedly puts hand in the pocket and shows that it has a pocket