“Bessie Had a Cow”
Person 2: [Knocks on door]
Person 1: [Opens door]
Person 1: Hello, come on in and sit down
Both: [sit down]
Person 1: So any news?
Person 2: Bessie…she had a cow!
Person 1: [gasp] Oh my!
Person 2: And. And…it drank milk!
Person 1: [gasp] Oh my!
Person 2: Ok, I gotta go.
Person 1: OK, bye.
*repeated 3-4 times in various styles (normal, crying, opera, laughing, …)
“This skit actually came from [Uncle] Phil [Smith] who brought it to the reunion. I did it with Phil for several years and then did it with Rodger after Phil’s passing.”